plot twist upon plot twist
Good morning Tumblrs!
Happy weekend! ♥
reasons to date me
•sometimes I wear big shirts and no pants
•I’ll make you pancakes and mix CDs because who doesn’t love those
•I’ll kiss you a lot
•you can touch my butt whenever you want
•do you need any more reasons
Where can I find a girl like thissss
hello I am here
who needs sleep when you have novel-length fan fiction
art students before a final is due
I am titanium.
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
Bunnyloaf is extra loafy today.
Edit: I’d like everyone to know that thirty seconds after this picture was taken, Bunnyloaf turned into what I like to call RageBun, wherein he managed to find one of grandbunny’s (my mom) socks and tried to tear it apart, then tried to eat part of the carpet, and finished his rage fueled run by pushing half of the hay out of his potty.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT GOLDEN MOLES
IT’S A DESERT SAND PANCAKE
THEY SQUIGGLE THROUGH SAND TO GET AROUND
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i see your text post
and holy shit i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS
why so we have boyfriends and girlfriends when we could have “datemates” which
- is genderneutral
- avoids confusion between girl friends and girlfriends and boy friends and boyfriends
- means you don’t have to introduce your adult partner by an infantilizing term
- is cute too