do caterpillars know that one day they’re gonna be a butterfly or do they just build their cocoons like “bruh wtf am i doing this for”
Mom: What are you doing with those popsicles?
Me: What does it look like I’m doing?
Mom: It looks like you’re cooling yourself down by putting popsicles in your armpits.
Me: Does more need to be said?
Mom: I shouldn’t have asked.
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
"Oh it’s such a beautiful day, don’t you want to go outside?"
No, I’m too busy crawling on the floor and screeching like a barn owl in heat agony, but thanks for asking.
It’s 79 degrees outside and I am dying
Wolf Musings 2
it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever